An Unauthorized Dating Profile

Meet Rinal.

Curated with love (and zero consent) by a friend.
Because some people are too good to be left to the algorithms.

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29
Years Old
5'11"
Height
BLR
Based In
LTR
Looking For
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This is Rinal.

Here's what you need to know, no filters, no fluff.

Rinal at a Holi celebration
Career

The Anti-Climber

Most people chase titles upward. Rinal went backwards, on purpose.

Software Development Engineer
Uber
Started at one of the biggest tech companies in the world. Yes, that Uber.
Head of Product & Tech
Startup
Built things from scratch. Wore every hat. Led an entire product org.
Software Development Engineer
Back to Building
Went from leading a product org back to writing code, because that's what he actually enjoys. No ego, just vibes.
The Many Sides

More Than One Dimension

Hover to discover.

Tap Rinal on a bunk bed, the minimalist

The Minimalist

Can survive with barefoot sandals, two sets of clothes, one body wash, and a toothbrush. No unnecessary baggage, literally and figuratively.

Tap Rinal at an outdoor event, the duality

The Duality

Fun, bakchod, and goofy, will make you laugh till your stomach hurts. But can fake very high-level sophistication when needed. Wedding? He'll charm the aunties. Board meeting? He'll charm the board.

"We are just vehicles of our genes. Life is basically meaningless and we do activities just to distract ourselves."
Creator's note: He's very entertaining and positive despite actually believing this. The man has accepted the void and decided to have a great time in it anyway.
First Date

He'll Take You on
a Real Adventure

Expect something that gets the heart rate up.

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Badminton

Competitive enough to be fun, casual enough to actually talk.

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Cycling

Exploring the city together, one ride at a time.

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Rock Climbing

Mutual fear builds bonds faster than mutual friends.

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Running

If you can keep up with his pace, you can keep up with his life.

Verified Reviews

What His Friends Say

Real humans. Real opinions. Possibly biased. Definitely accurate.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Rinal was my college crush. (Both of us are straight, just needed to get that out there.)

I've always found him incredibly inspiring and motivated. The part of the brain that makes people judgemental is completely missing in him. I can talk to him about the weirdest, most unhinged things without ever worrying about being judged. He's my go-to person to discuss problems and get real perspectives on life.

Aditya — College friend & this website's creator Verified Wingman
★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Good looking, smart, refreshingly honest, athletic, a solid person and a pleasure to be around. 10/10 guy, but he doesn't know it (yet).

Has handled setbacks like a champ in the past, and lacks bitterness as well as the skill to market himself. Limited time offer on the guy, grab him while you still can (and before Aditya realises that he is not, in fact, straight).

If I were a girl, this website wouldn't exist because I'd have locked him down already.

Jiwesh — Friend Verified
Relationship Progression

Unlock More of Rinal

Some things are earned, not given. Keep going to unlock bonus content.

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His Spotify Wrapped Personality

What his music taste says about his emotional depth. Spoiler: it's concerning and endearing in equal measure.

Unlocks after 1st date
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The 2 AM Conversation Topics

Existential crises he's resolved, the ones he hasn't, and why he thinks free will is an illusion but still sets an alarm every morning.

Unlocks after 3rd date
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Embarrassing Stories from Friends

Aditya and Jiwesh have a vault. It includes a hostel incident, a dance floor disaster, and something involving a coconut.

Unlocks after meeting the boys
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His Farmer Retirement Plan

The detailed, surprisingly well-researched plan to quit tech and grow organic vegetables. Includes a spreadsheet.

Unlocks after 1 month
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Childhood Photos & Cringe Era

The bowl cut phase. The poetry phase. The "I'm going to be a cricketer" phase. It's all here.

Unlocks after meeting family
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The Secret Romantic Side

Behind the nihilist philosopher is a man who will remember the small things, show up without being asked, and make you feel like the only person in the room.

Unlocks after "I love you"
Convinced Yet?

If You've Read This Far,
You're Already Curious.

Not here for situationships. Not here to "see where it goes." He knows what he wants, and he's looking for someone who does too.

I'm Interested

Limited time offer. Terms and conditions: just be genuine.